Obsession: For Nerds

Some people think this stuff is nerdy. Those are my kind of people.

Mitch Hedberg wasn’t near Eddie Murphy’s nuclear talent as a comic, he didn’t have the social commentary of Richard Prior, the rock star combination of both Murphy and Prior that Chris Rock had, he doesn’t have the easy story telling of Louis CK or the gruffness of Don Rickles.  What Mitch had was a sweet tenderness, and endearing puppy dog like quality and he was the king of the pun.  He might not get you with the first one, or the 2nd or 3rd, and he was okay with that, he had more, and soon you’d find yourself smiling and laughing, and he’d won you over.  He is one of my absolute favorite comics and it always makes me a little sad to remember he’s gone.

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White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

nah-gee:

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The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

u real loose with some of these titles nigga lmao

^lmfao

I feel like Kim is bobbing her head out of rhythm

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“ The best Supreme Court in anybody’s memory. I’m really proud of this Supreme Court. It’s only five to four, and I pray for the health of the five. ”

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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, speaking behind what he thought were closed doors at the Koch brothers’ retreat for the ultra-rich. A GOP Senate, he promised, will slash funds to the ACA, Dodd-Frank and the EPA, and block any minimum wage hike

It’s almost like he’s an employee of the Koch brothers

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It’s almost like the 5 Conservative Justices are employees of the Koch Brothers

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